just a collection of things i find cool and funny
  • smilestoinspire:

    This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    (via rosemarynarry)

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  • lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

    So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

    (via rosemarynarry)

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  • lacigreen:

    "Nobody has the right to turn out and tell me that I can’t wear a certain outfit, that I can’t go out to a certain place because I would be safer, or because a man looks at me…"

    "what was she wearing?"
    "was she drunk?"
    "did she sleep around?"

    here’s the thing: rape happens regardless of these factors.  that’s why it’s happened for centuries and that’s why it also happens to men, children, and people of all ages.  rape is not about sex.  it’s about exerting power over someone.  stop protecting rapists.

    (Source: rumaani, via rosemarynarry)

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  • youtubeismy2ndhome:

    Not only beautiful, but inspiring.

    (quotes from Louise’s wise words in the lookbook’s description)

    (via rosemarynarry)

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  • GloZell shows why cultural representation is so important (x)

    (Source: evergreenring, via rosemarynarry)

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  • urlcum:

    livelawless:

    lnvocation:

    My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

    Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

    You smooth motherfucker

    (via rosemarynarry)

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  • winxhesters:

    potato-tots:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    hugstyles:

    why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

    My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

    my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

    when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

    (via rosemarynarry)

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  • juliettesandleitner:

    august 12, 2014

    new york city was extra cloudy and picturesque today

    (via rosemarynarry)

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    • Baby: m..m..m-
    • Mother: memes?
    • Baby: mama
    • Mother:
    • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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  • lovejustalittlebitharder:

    friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

    (Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere, via rosemarynarry)

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