just a collection of things i find cool and funny
    • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
    • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
    • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
    • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
    • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
    • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
    • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
    • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
    • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
    • emma watson: is perfect human
    • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
    • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
    • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes
  • saintswithoutacause:

    I will never regret a single penny I have spent on this band, a single mile that has been traveled for them, a single hour of sleep that has been lost for them, or a single tear that has been shed over them. They are the reason I am who I am and there is never going to be anything that will make me regret making them such a big part of my life. 

    (Source: amerikanedream, via rosemarynarry)

  • landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh

    (via rosemarynarry)

  • nikktheconqueerer:

    YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

    (Source: therealfangirl, via rosemarynarry)

  • causeallidoisdance:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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    (via rosemarynarry)

  • eatingisfab:

    "Are you kidding me?"
    “No, im adulting you”

    (via lohanthony)

  • folieadontleaveryan:

    map-of-problematique:

    shawnsmirk:

    I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

    I WANT A NOSE RING

    I WANT A TATTOO

    I WANT TO DO THINGS

    WITH MY OWN BODY

    BUT I CANT

    BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

    AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

    MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM

    (via lohanthony)

  • For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

    shinestarz:

    calwaverly:

    tumblrisweird:

    Being unable to care for your child

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    Being overpowered by your child

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    Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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    Being attacked by your spouse

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    Depression and attempted suicide

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    Threat of miscarriage

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    Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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    Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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    Adventure time isn’t a kids show. It’s a people show.

    Everyone wonders why I love Adventure Time…this is why.

    (via all-hail-the-walrus)